99 words for boobs
A song about words for boobs, 99 words to be specific

Jugs and orbs and darts and gourds
Elmer Fudds and bouncing Buddhas
Sweater stretchers, lung protectors
Beach umbrellas, frost detectors
Scooby Snacks and snake-eyes dice
Jell-o molds and high-beam lights
Every day I probably use
99 words for boobs

Humpty Dumplings, Hardy Boys
Double lattes, Ode to Joys
Hooters, shooters, physics tutors
Bobbsey Twins and bald commuters
MRE’s and PFD’s
Snow-white dwarfs, Picasso cubes
99 words for boobs

Gerber servers, holy grails
Whoopee cushions, humpback whales
Flying saucers, traffic stoppers
Super Big Gulps, Double Whoppers
Pillows, billows, Don DeLillos
Soft-serve cones and armadillos
Pimped-out hubcaps, inner tubes
99 words for boobs

Midget earmuffs, warming globes
Strobes and probes and frontal lobes
Knockers, honkers, knicker bonkers
Smurfs and Screaming Yellow Zonkers
Tannin’ cannons, Mister Bigs
Big bad wolves and Porky Pigs
Jogging partners, saline noobs
99 words for boobs

Two-point jumpers, Bambi’s Thumpers
Rubber baby buggy bumpers
Rutabagas, Chi Omegas
Schwag the showgirls show in Vegas
Congo bongos, bowling pins
Fast-pitch softballs, siamese twins

★ Brad Pitts

★ Brads

★ Britneys

★ Bikini Stuffers

★ Airbags

★ Muchachasoranges like breasts

★ Bonnie & Clyde

★ Dairy pillows

★ Hooters

★ Knockers

★ Norks

★ Duds

★ Duddies

★ Jugs

★ Globes

★ Melons

★ Baps
wrecking ball nicolas cage
Immature names for breasts
★ Boobies

★ Titties

★ Chihuahuas

★ Gazongas

★ Chi chis

Girly names for breasts
★ Boobs

Scottish names for breasts
★ Chebs
Words you can use in the bedroom
★ Tits

my eyes are up hereNames for big breasts
★ Zeppelins

★ Lewinskis

★ Goodyears

★ Sweater stretchers

★ Traffic stoppers

★ Wife material

★ Speed bumps (cos they’ll slow you down as you’re travelling south)

Names for small breasts
★ Bee stings

★ Cupcakes

★ Fried eggs

★ Molehills

★ Tetitas

★ JB

Cute names for breasts
★ Snuggle pups

Names for pointy breasts
★ Nose cones

milky breastsNames for lactating breasts
★ Milk ducts

★ Udders

★ Double lattes

★ Lactoids

★ Bitty nozzles

★ Baby feeders

★ Lecheras

Spanish names for breasts
★ Muchachas

★ Mamas

★ Tetas

★ Pechugas

★ Senos

★ Melones

★ Lolas

★ Ubres

★ Pomelos

★ Pasitas

★ Delantera

★ Bolsa de aire

★ Pechos

★ Bubis

Breast names no one uses, but should
why cant i hold all these feels★ Flesh bulbs

★ Chitty bang bangs

★ Feel stations

★ L1 and L2

Breaking Bad names for breasts
★ Heisenbergs

★ Saul Goodmans

★ Walt Jrs

★ Pinkmans

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